Last night, my friends and I went to our local Bingo hall as they put on some male strippers for us.

One of the women wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 pound note. When the male stripper came over to us, my friend licked the 10 pound note and stuck it to his backside!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 pound note. She called the stripper back, licks the 20 pound note and sticks it to his other butt-cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note, calls the guy over and licks the 50 note.

I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!

Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet…… What could I do????

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass and grabbed the eighty pounds!

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We are pleased to say that Think Bingo have been added to www.bingoaddict.co.uk we shall have some screenshots, and bingo reviews very soon.

Well as soon as we play a few games of bingo that is

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Every thursday you can play Gala Bingo online for FREE. If you are not yet registered and wish to play a game of bingo, then simply use our link below and start taking advantage of the free bingo Thursday.

Who knows you might be a winner.

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Now what can we say about Littlewoods Bingo? In all fairness we have to say that despite all the money that Littlewoods have, this is not our favourite bingo website, the software is written by St Minver who’s software is used for some other well known companies. In all honesty once you have played on one St Minver run bingo website, really you have played on them all, and your only really playing the company name.

Littlewoods Bingo offer you up to a £125 welcome bonus so the more you deposit, then the more they match for you. so you could have £250.00 in your account within one deposit. Now here’s the bad news, if you have read other reviews we have informed you regarding the fairness policy that casinos use, to which we call the casino con. To make a withdraw you need to play 10 times your original stake, PLUS the bonus, so for example :

Deposit £125.00 and get £125.00 free = £250.00 - You need to play 10 times that £250.00 so you have to play for £2,500 before you can withdraw any money, so unless you are very lucky and win more often that you lose, then your probably stand a very good chance of losing your £125.00 stake straight away. The fact that they offer you a second deposit bonus of 50% is basically the same way of keeping your money.

If you can then we would suggest telling them that you do not want the bonus and to remove this from your account, that way whatever you deposit, then you can withdraw at anytime.

Littlewoods also offer fruit machines, casino games and skill games.

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Now then now then, what can we write about Jackpot Joy? Felt like Jimmy Saville then, Jackpot Joy, or Jackpotjoy as sometimes it is advertised as has been around for more years than I care to remember. I think we signed up about three years ago now.

Boasting over one million members Jackpot Joy is one of the unsung hero’s in the bingo and gaming business. You are probably seeing Jackpot Joy a lot on television recently with it’s advertising campaign for The Price is Right Bingo there are also various newspaper advertisements around, so if you have never heard of them, we are sure that you will very soon.

As we like to give honest and fair reviews, we are not over keen on the actual bingo that is offered, in some respects we would say this is probably their weakest point. Jackpot Joy offer a variety of bingo and keno games, including the likes of Seaside Bingo and more. Sadly you cannot play the bingo for free but you can play everything else for free to win points to which you can exchange for entries into the free prize draw competitions where you can win Apple i-Pods, experience days, computers and many more prizes.

The strongest feature we think about Jackpot Joy is the wide range of fruit machines that they have, they have quite a few progressive jackpot machines, such as bullion bonanza which we must admit is our favourite machine, they do offer other machines such as standard three line machines, 5 lines, bonus game machines and more.

You can also play a wide variety of skill games as well. We are not a big fan of the skill games being honest and as such usually we leave them alone unless we have some spare cash that we wish to get rid of.

If you enjoy casino’s you can play a wide variety of your favourite casino games as well, so really Jackpot Joy have a lot for everyone not just the bingo, signing up is fast and easy and offers a 100% match bonus up to £100.00. The fair policy means that you have to wager four times the amount of your deposit and bonus before you can withdraw any winnings, so the higher you deposit, then the more that you have to win before you can withdraw. Again we recommend that you only deposit £10.00 to start with to see if you like the games and it means that you can quickly afford to lose the £20.00 and on your next deposit, you do not have the restraints of having to win more than you deposit.

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Game Village is one of the latest online bingo websites for the UK. We signed up a few weeks ago and we haven’t really played since, even though this shouldn’t be taken as a bad sign of Game Village, we just simply haven’t had the time to play more.

Upon registering, you are offered a 100% match bonus up to £100.00, so simply deposit £100.00 and get a free £100.00 bet, obviously you do not have to deposit this amount, a small deposit of £10.00 is usually better so you can see if you do enjoy a bingo website.

The match bonuses do come with terms and conditions which we like to call the casino con, but Game Village is reasonably very good, compared to other sites we have seen. If you deposit say £10.00 and get £10.00 free, then you have to wager four times that amount so you will need to play at least £80.00 worth of bingo before you can withdraw any winnings.

So in respects we advise you to ONLY deposit £10.00 if you can do not take the match bonus so if you do win then at least you can withdraw any winnings. Casino games are exempt from your minimum four times so this makes it harder to try and cash out as chances are that you will not win all of the time so you have to be careful on how you play to ensure maximum winnings.

Like most bingo websites, Game Village have a variety of bingo patterns that you can play after a while you get to know which ones are your favourites and which ones you prefer to avoid, personally we prefer the traditional full house bingo, with lines and full houses but patterns such as star, snake, snowflake and a few more always pop up.

The bingo uses the auto dauber so you do not have to worry about marking your cards unless you want to, but if you have a lot of tickets, then really it becomes impossible to mark them all, we must admit that trying to purchase the full amount of tickets was at first very confusing, so we often had to keep clicking on the buy tickets 100 times, we did find out how to do it in one go in the end, but still is confusing for a new person.

We would say that Game Village is well worth a look but would give it an average three out of five stars from our own personal view, but some people prefer the smaller bingo sites, so that they can win more often and enjoy chatting to people.

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