Cash or plastic?
Last night, my friends and I went to our local Bingo hall as they put on some male strippers for us.
One of the women wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 pound note. When the male stripper came over to us, my friend licked the 10 pound note and stuck it to his backside!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 pound note. She called the stripper back, licks the 20 pound note and sticks it to his other butt-cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note, calls the guy over and licks the 50 note.
I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!
Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet…… What could I do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass and grabbed the eighty pounds!
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Comment by Susan Kishner — June 19, 2008 @ 3:26 am